Hola! como estas?

All the kids came today. We met the parents from 10-1.30 in the SUN which was suppper hot!! haha the parents are SO loaded its unreall; there was a HUMMER that looked like it was part of film set and a thousand designer handbags swinging on the arms of the botox faced mums and big businessman dads. Hilare. Planned my first lesson yesterday, to be taught tomorrow, which was so hard because we were SO hungover and most people here are trained teachers so know loads of fun games to play with them etc so I was sweating and Blind because i still have fucking Pink eye, so look like a demon headmaster (great start) haa but everyone helped everyone.

We had to make posters about ourselves and decorate our classrooms, I feel like a real teacher having my own classroom! they gave me a class of 13 today and i had to invigilate their initial exam for an hour and stop them from cheating and they were really well behaved for me and the ones that finished early got a wordsearch to do and one girl finished her wordsearch too and then asked what to do so i said draw a picture and she looked at me as if i´d said "let´s set fire to your mum?". Played some tennis today and looooads of Irish snap last night, lost some skin on the hands haha it was brutal. Everyone is being bitten by things too.

We received our uniforms too yesterday which is cool and had to do an introduction thing where you RUN into the hall where all the kids are and wave and do a little dance, it was eurojokes. Going into the town again (mullet town) to get out of the camp and get a drink. Smells like coffee in the staffroom and there are teaching materials everywhere it´s so weird SUDDENLY being this teacher person. the food is pretty funny as well, i said i was a vegetarian and get the funniest things, like a plate of wet runnerbeans, i´m missing the daily humous and lemon juice and green teas and stuff but whatever. Spanish food is overall pretty damn fine.

So yeah teaching the first lesson tomorrow, first we´re playing two name games to get to know everyone and i´m introducing myself properly then i´m teaching them Time. I´m gonna teach them how to say ´thankyou´ aswell (safe) and ´hello´ (ére wasson/easy/yoyoyo) aaah the impending jokes are too many funny.

Got to go to the ´froggy disco´now which is on for an hour before we hit town. Peace out. Miss anyone who´s reading this! x