Last night we had the award ceremony for all the parents to watch. We had to sit in rows to the left of the stage and listen to all thankyous and present awards to the best in class and most improved. During the wait, whilst sat in front of all the parents, i felt a slight tickle under my foot so i looked. A WASP had got IN BETWEEN MY FOOT AND MY SANDLE. I had to remain calm and not make a sound. I flapped silently and removed the shoe and hoped it would go but it took its fucking time.

Then we had to mingle with the parents and discuss their children, it was really nice talking to the ones you´re a fan of, and the ones that were bad I just told their parents they were good. Self fulfilling prophecy and all that. I also got offered a job to come on a holiday with the family of the racist boy on a boat all expenses paid! I said no but its cool to know these sort of opportunites will arise with this sort of work. Dervla JUMPED at the idea.

Then we had our end of term meal. White wine, red wine, cava, lamb shanks, fruit salads, it was amazing. We all got ruined, the chef poured catherine a glass of cava and then made her down the whole glass and then I started throwing cake at people down the other end of the table and got told off. Jacksy arrived and got cake on his Fred Perry.

Then we went in the van to Prades and carried on the Ruin. Danced on the bar, walked home which took FOREVER. Jack gave Victoria a piggyback and they both fell over and cut their arm so she cried all the way home and said she hated him and it was hilare and then we got back to the Room and Kyla had gone to sleep in front of the sink and so i went to sleep upside down on a sofa somewhere and woke up not knowing where i was and Simon the boss tried it on with another girl, Kirsty who was really upset about it and had to go in a car with him for an hour today (cringe) We were cross with him this morning. She got Slimoned. We are going to make tshirts with a characature of his face on them saying ´que bestia´´he creeps while you sleep´

Today we went into Prades after a swim this morning which sorted us riiiggght aaaatt, on a death hangover to just get out of the camp, getting a bit cabin feverish sometimes. Found a massive pork sandwich and a coke and a bought a twister which just melted off the stick immediately. Came back and had loads more pool time. Me and Heather are trying to teach ourselves syncrhonised swimming but we are just red spluttering drowing dogs.

Meeting all the new monitors and new teachers tonight and then tomorrow it all starts again when the next lot of kids arrive!