From Rennes to Munich

So we got to Rennes via our lift share again, and realised in the car that we had booked the hotel for the wrong night and would therefore lose our 40 euros. Bollocks. We considered just sleeping on the streets because it was pretty warm but after having stayed in a shit caravan we didnt really want to degrade to the streets, especially as the following night we woulld be sleeping on a coach! so we got a standard hotel in Rennes and used the running water facilities with massive smiles!

We got our coach at 7.15 and there was a woman who would not stop staring at us with her beady eyes, so I said an assertive BONJOUR to her face and then she turned her beads away from us.

We thought we were going to be on the coach non stop to Munich for 27 hours but we got to Paris at about 1pm and then he kicked everyone off the bus and said get back here for 1opm and we will continue the pilgramidge from there. So we were like 'Sick! day out on Paris!' and jumped onto the metro and went immediately into town. We had to lug all our luggage (lug the luggage?) around with us which was a bit of a ball ache but it was still so good to be in a city where normal people exist. We went to say 'How's your father?' to the eiffel tower and took a quick pic and a small group of STREET RATS (children of the people who try to sell rusty eiffel tower keyrings to every forreigner) who just held up a shitty peice of paper which said something incomprehendible in it in a plastic wallet and so we told them to get fucked and they left. Dunno what they wanted.

Then we had cocktails and Sam bought me a hat and then we found a MAOZ!! which is my favourite restaurant of all time. Vegetarian fitness all you can eat for about 5 euros. Check out the website! There is one in Barcelona, Paris and London as well as the USA.

Then we got our night coach which was like a Polish sleepover, a thousand decibels of snores and grunts and shuffling as everyone tried to get comfortable and an old Indian couple who couldnt work the toilet door and he kept getting out of his seat to try to close it and then got tested because he couldnt and then his wife tried and she couldnt and they muttered something in Indian and sat back down.

We got to Munich at about 12pm on my birthday and it was soo good to get off the coach and have a wee and eat and drink and sam produced a bottle of vodka and we had a sausage and it was amaaazing and then we went and checked into the most gangster 4 star hotel Ive ever stayed in! ahhhhh I love Munich