Laters

Hi there oh my god last night

CLAIRE walked, i say walked, made her way to Prades lIKE WOBBLEGIRL all the way until she failed and went into all of the bushes and sicked everywhere and had to be escorted home back to VICTORIAS BED WHICH SHE SICKED ALL OVER EVERWHERE. Will ya get awee wid yaself and i changed the shitty sicky pissy sheets

PAUL cant open his eyes they are two red SLITS

I am taking a bag of WET washing to barcelona which i have No idea how to get to my hostel and a hangover of DEATH and have to drag slitfaced Paul around with me who is a drunken irish mess hahaha and hasnt even got a hostel and wants to sleep on the street and get pickpocketed all night. We have to be READY to depart, say a thousand TERRIBLE traumatic goodbyes leave the place which has been home for the past 6 weeks and ENTER CIVILIZATION. What is that? how do you WORK A METRO how how how i need to PACK all my stuff and get in a car with shadow of doubt smile and look at his smile for an hour haaaaa

GOODBYE ENGLISH SUMMER SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!!!

to the people who are staying: may god have mercy on your souls ;)big love miss me and thanks for being hilaaare