Full Moon Party

So last night we went out on Koh Samui to see whether it was worth the mad, expensive dash to the world famous full moon party. All the street food is so much better here. I had some beef skewers which had pineapple and veg on them and were sooo tasty and a couple of cocktails. We met a man in the street with a really long thumbnail which he claimed, proudly, to have been growing for 5 years?! we asked what its purpose was and he said Cocaine and other reasons that he cannot tell us?!!! Jonny bought loads of the hyper red bull shit but i've vowed never to touch it again! so i just had a few sips of neat vodka and after much deliberating we thought: we have to go, its only accross the water and its silly not to have a look. So we jumped in a tuk tuk, Jai having an attack of the shits and having to stop the taxi and get out (Literally a minute before we got to our destination haha the shame) and then we jumped aboard a really fast speed boat, donned our life jackets and set sail. There were looooads of MAD for it brits abroad on the boat and i got them going by starting a nice loud rendition of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands". When we got there we went through street after street of chav city stalls selling buckets of alcohol and UV paint and glowsticks and t-shirts the lot and we were starting to wonder where the actual beach was?! The heaving crowd down onto the beach was super claustrophobic (30,000 people, average age of 20, all fucked and FIREWORKS going off!) Jai painted me up a bit and we got to it. The BUCKETS were so strong, or just weird, that after ONE SIP, I wretched. Now, I dont have a sicky intolerance to alcohol, but seriously ONE sip made me wretch. The full moon party wasnt really for me, it seemed a bit Ibiza esque and without loads of mates about it was a bit dry. Everyone around me was fucked and in the end we decided to go. After Jai wondering about and causing loads of drunken mischeif. We laid down in the grass for a bit and then went to get our ferry back but the queue was MASSIVE. So we took a local up on the offer of an illegal taxi boat back (longtail boat) for a price. so we all clambered in, and swallowed our fear (I was pretty sober) about crossing the shark infested water in a sketchy boat for half an hour in the dark!!!!!

we got back safe and sound and there were a few zombies knocking about still wearing their UV stuff and then i bought some peppered ham and fruit juice and went to bed. When i woke up there was some palava about our camera being stolen as jonny had accidently put it in the landry bag and when we asked the man he said it wasnt but johnny said it definately was. I wasnt sure if the man couldnt understand jonny because when i showed up and asked it turned up, but that was also when jonny started saying the word police so i dunno. anyway we were checking out for reasons i didnt understand... jonny jai and albie just said come on get your stuff weve found a place on the beach. So we bundeled into a taxi and when we got here i understood. its not a place on the beach. Its a PALACE on the beach. It is silly unreal fly gangster amazing outstanding and excellent. it is fantastic, over-whelming and has its OWN PRIVATE beach, sorry what? yeah and hot tub massive bed, massive living area, incredible staff, we all had sirloins delivered to our rooms when we got there, and then seafood platters later on!!! today we are going jet skiing!


im just glad the day on the beach has finally come!!!!!!!!!!! this trip has been so eventful in just a week! time to relax a bit now!